There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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