I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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