just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
