When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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