if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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