My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
My vagina is officially offended.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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