Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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