I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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