I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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