what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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