Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
