no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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