I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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