i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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