Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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