No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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