weddingsv make me drug and hornr
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
