Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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