im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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