i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
