Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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