you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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