Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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