..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I CAN MOONWALK!
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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