Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
