I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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