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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
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