are you so shy because you have an std?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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