he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
We are all done wearing pants today
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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