if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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