First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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