You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
