She went from zero to smokin in five shots
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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