Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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