i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
honey bunches of taint.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
You did what with his pubic hair?
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