But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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