Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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