If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
