Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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