The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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