I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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