He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Randomize
