Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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