you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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