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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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