would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
