just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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