And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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