we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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