My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Your cock deserves a montage
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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